The Ye Mat Corona, Wo Mat Corona- Virus

The COVID-19 is one of the most stressful “viruses” of the world. 

Being cooped up at home doesn’t exactly give you much to go on with. Other than the occasional WhatsApp video call, friendships don’t exactly have much to build on. Unless you’re a psychotic writer with millions of pseudonym friends. 

But leaving the fact that your friends are now Otherworldly beings; spending time with your family will prove to be absolutely fatal. You’d think living next to a person for thirteen years, minus school time, would help you, but no. 

I have successfully reached the final level of this so-called “game” where our now friendly banters have morphed into more derogatory channels. But hey, nothing’s easy right? The orthodox fashion of watching cat videos when you’re bored has proved to be cat-astrophic when you run out of them. 

Boredom has many levels; quite like Hell, you know! So, what’s left? Nowadays, bachelors finally have something to put on their dining tables, while mothers can proudly watch their son's cooking show. 

Like many young thinkers out there, I have decided to take upon the great challenge of being an author! Although I don’t think my unsuccessful career has anything at all, to do with constant nagging about my so-called “recreational” dance skills (Yeah, right!). 

All in all, the lockdown has been very dull. My eventful life was turned into a morose life-story tale. If I am ever to go back to 2019, I would tell myself to prepare for what is probably the worst thing to grace this planet. 

May aliens bless themselves.