Ek Mulakaat Princi Ke Saath

How to write an email to your principal.

This was inspired by the god-awful email I wrote to my principal. Pretty sure, she hasn’t seen anything like it….

The point is to make sure she notices it. And you do, everything, absolutely EVERYTHING to get her attention. Act like a mentally ill patient or a child who is about to die from “respond to me” virus.

The purpose of MY email was to change sections. I mean come on, who would want to spend a year with a class that finishes a whole math exercise on the second day of school (trust me, it’s not the worst of it!).

As for the sentences, you are obligated to use fancy words such as ”strive”, “sane” and more stuff that I can’t type, to save the world.

Here come the good stuff…*maniacal, evil laughter*

This is the time you write the reason for your email. For me it was simple; I was hopelessly and irrevocably in love with my friends and couldn’t bear to stay one second away from them. Personally, I thought it was a completely valid reason. But, no comments on how she felt about it.

Now, the one thing you should always remember is that no matter how silly you think your reason is; you should shamelessly yet elegantly deem it right. Pose it in such a manner that she has no comeback and is stunned by your extremely devilish looks and words.

Lastly, you “say” that you will pose no threat whatsoever to the teachers ‘D Grade List’ and be the apple of their eyes (Never got why they didn’t say orange).

While, in real life, you’d bunk class, drink coffee and binge-watch Jurassic Park.

If by the end of this, your principal doesn’t respond, it either means that she is way too shocked by your courting or is contemplating throwing you out of school.

If I were you, I’d blame the Titans, tear the bed covers and get back to normal life.

Happy Online-Corresponding, everyone!